Gutter Stargazer

Our greatest fears have been r ealized

0/0 24.04.2007 01:57 English

Ok, so maybe this was mean. This isn't how it actually went, by the way.

But seriously, have you ever thought about it? There's no way anyone can truly love retail that much.

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Not that there's anything wron g with that

0/0 24.04.2007 01:40 English

I have a lot of respect for people who work retail. And a lot of suspicion about people who really, really love working in it...

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He really is Irish. Not like y ou.

0/0 23.04.2007 19:35 English

I've already had to deal with the, "So you have met in person, right?" question. I'm just waiting for this to be the next conversation I have with someone when I reveal my boyfriend's nationality.

This sort of thing is sort of an inside joke between the two of us.

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Four full (very full) years of higher education

1/0 23.04.2007 17:39 English

I may as well own up and say that this comic is, in fact, semi-autobiographical. Which means that yes, I was fat in college. Fortunately, no one knows that.

Wait. Oh, hell.

This one is based loosely on a random encounter I had with one of the popular girls from my high school class. She was working at a "lotion hut" when I saw her. She talked to me like I was an actual person, which was downright bizarre. When we ended up working at the same place during a summer in college, she at best avoided me, and at worst got nasty and treated me like crap.

Maybe I didn't waddle fast enough for her liking.

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Foiled by the lure of fruit, i ce, and yogurt

1/0 23.04.2007 05:10 English

Funny thing is, our town just got a Smoothie King. And like a sucker, I'm going to have to check it out. I loves me some drinkable fruit.

Anyway, welcome to Gutter Stargazer. My name is Katie, and I'll be your waitress tonight and all other subsequent nights. I'm friends with the creator of Tea and Bitchery (teaandbitchery.stripgenerator.com) and girlfriend of the creator of Ninja and Dave (ninjaanddave.stripgenerator.com). That should give you an idea of what kind of comic this will be, though I'm not sure it'll be as good as either.

I'm gonna do my best to update this thing in a timely manner, though that'll also depend on my schedule. I was fretting about my ability to bring the funny, but then I remembered that old adage about how you should create art (in my case, writing) for youself and not other people. Regardless, I hope you like what you see. And leave me feedback - I go nuts for that sort of thing.

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